October 2011
1 post
August 2011
2 posts
Lunch Order
damnfunnytexts:
July 2011
1 post
Would you settle for a metrosexual rainbow?
clientsfromhell:
Client: I want a design that uses a rainbow, but not one of those gay rainbows.
Me: Excuse me?
Client: I want you to put a rainbow on it, but like a Jesus rainbow.
Me: Can you… specify the difference?
Client: I WANT IT TO BE A RAINBOW BUT NOT GAY.
SNORT!
January 2011
1 post
A Glass Half-Full of Pessimism: Dear College... →
You picked your major and determined the course of your professional life before you were really ready to do so.
Please don’t be offended by this.
Some of you were ready, because your passions aligned correctly.
But most of you picked what you thought would be best, well before you understood…
February 2010
3 posts
BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.: Okay, I'm DVR'ing the... →
Oh my God, that’s a lot of fucking snow.
Seriously, what the fuck is it with all of this fucking snow?
Jesus H. Christ, it’s like God is mad at us.
Where is my fucking car?
Fuck me, the snowplows walled me into my driveway / parking spot.
Oh God, if I get trapped in this shit, Imma…
“Black women may be having more abortions, but that doesn’t prove that they’re...”
– Black Women Don’t Need Billboards. « PostBourgie (via ronbailey)
As a black woman, I’d go even further than that to say that it could even be that black women are disproportionately having the view that abortion is their only option, or even that they don’t have the same access to...
September 2009
1 post
July 2009
3 posts
Pro Tip: IF you're going to Photoshop someone? Do... →
Wow. You’re not allowed to use Photoshop anymore.
June 2009
9 posts
“Saying ‘I notice you’re a nerd’ is like saying, ‘Hey, I notice that you’d rather...”
– John Green (via thundrrr)
Reblog this if you can never find your name on...
(via nooooooooelthats8os)
Welcome to my new followers!
greek-dude:
During the last 3 weeks, I’ve been busy eating, so, I only now got the chance to welcome my new followers :)
Warm welcome to:
teold, whiteshadows, kouloukeas, obamaccounting (Tinu), angiesworld, unicornshoes (Emily), dailyconcertinfo, ooohshiny (Stacey) and… pdvmorris
welcome on board everyone! nice to see you around :)
I never saw this … so WASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
May 2009
18 posts
hellonurse:
Kid offered to poop on his uncles face if he needed him to. Uncle had a tooth pulled today. Wonder what he’d offer after major surgery.
Your kids are hilarious. Did I ever tell you that?
Nigeria: Democracy endures 10 years after military... →
dharrison:
kemiii:
aidresources:
2009-05-29 A decade after Nigeria’s last military ruler ordered his troops to “forever resist the seduction and temptation of political power”, democracy still has a fragile hold on Africa’s most…
Happy Nigerian Democracy Day (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) :)
Subway
Subway: 6" Chicken & Bacon Ranch.
Me: Yeah, and a bottle of water please.
Subway: To drink?
Me: Um... yes, please.
(when did Subway get so expensive, by the way? £5 for a six inch and a drink.)
"No, not to drink. i have to pee."
Write TI in Jail
unicornfandance:
fcg:
If you would like to write TI while he is in jail, here’s the address.
Clifford Harris RN# 59458-019 FCI Forrest City Low Federal Correctional Institution P.O Box 9000
ohhhh shit. this is like mother fucking PANDORA’S BOX
I know now why I could never live happily in...
lookitissasha:
There’s barely any creative class to speak of.
You know… Writers, painters, actors, musicians, dancers, etc. People who love, and feel as though they were born, to create.
I’m not being snobbish. It’s not even about “wanting to be with my own kind” (whatever that means), or surrounding myself with people “more like myself,” or anything lame like that. I don’t even fit into the...
Step One: Go to Google.com
thoseareturkeys:
inothernews:
tothebarricades:andeventhis:dreamer62:pieceofmymind:hello-therelove:nikuhh:
Step Two: Type in “Where can I find Chuck Norris?”
Step Three: Click “Im Feeling Lucky”
Heh.
Fucking hilarious.
The outcome of the simulation cannot be predicted...
jakelodwick:
One of my favorite philosophical brain busters is this question: Do I have free will?
Do I get to choose my path in life? Or am I mechanically acting out a logical procession of events, moment-by-moment, each instant linked to the previous one in an unavoidable cause-and-effect relationship?
This question is especially difficult to answer because the term “free will” is a little...
April 2009
1 post
March 2009
5 posts
theautumnheat:
“As long as society resists female power, fashion will call healthy women phsyically flawed. As long as society accepts the physical, sexual and economic abuse of women, popular culture will prefer women who resemble little girls.”
-The Body Politic by Abra Fortune Chernik
This story changed the way I look every single woman I know.
February 2009
14 posts
TrailerSpy - Tom Cruise Scene from Tropic Thunder... →
Apple Bottom Jeans!!
“Well, My old buddy Jimbo had just found out that it was me who killed his dog,...”
– Subliminal Apathy - Your path to mental freedom
